She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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