he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
No subtext here. People are naked.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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