good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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