Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
It's blow job season.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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