Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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