i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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