you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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