Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Last time i carry you out of a forest
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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