why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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