I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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