Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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