And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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