Do you still have your period?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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