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If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
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I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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