You just made me feel so damn special
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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