im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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