no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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