will power is for people who don't want to get laid
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Randomize
