if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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