i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
