Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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