I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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