Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
