you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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