Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Randomize
