i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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