So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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