your thong is hanging out like whoa
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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