ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Also, beer. Big fan.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
