Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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