dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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