He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I have fence marks all over my body
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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