Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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