are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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