i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
