ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she smelled like a LAN party
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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