so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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