Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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