It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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