My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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