I'm going to jail i love you
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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