Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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