It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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