i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize