We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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