C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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