He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
so let's talk penis.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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