He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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