he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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