dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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